For all the talk about how harmful our phones, and texting, can be we often miss how wonderful a marriage tool they are. They allow us to stay connected to our spouses throughout the day in small, simple bursts of text that say “I’m thinking about you.” Funny texts especially are a great way to stay connected with your spouse throughout your day, bringing a smile to their face when they read your text. If funny texts aren’t your speciality, we’re here to help! Here are 15 text ideas to get you started.
HERE ARE 15 FUNNY TEXTS TO SEND TO YOUR SPOUSE WHEN THEY NEED A LITTLE PICK ME UP.
So, I heard that a kiss can burn 6.4 calories per minute. You wanna workout? ?
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox. ☺️
For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds I’ve missed you.
I love you more than pizza… and I really, really love pizza. ??
You make me smile. I’m also super turned on right now, but that’s not the point.
I’m not going to lie, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I’ve watched way too much Netflix.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. ☕️
I’m not a photographer, but I still picture you and me together… in bed.
If you were a vegetable you know what you’d be? A cute-cumber.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I can’t decide what I want more, for or you? Food… no! You… Maybe food on you!
If you kiss me, I’m not responsible for what happens next.
I’m not going to lie, we go together like Nutella and a spoon. I’m the Nutella. ?